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By admin, November 4, 2009 6:28 pm

Is Santa Claus a phedofile?

wild fairy tale of a slightly pedophilic story of a scary bearded man who sneaks into ppls home during the holidays to steal their cookies and leave toys in trade all the why not knowing they don’t know his true intentions but their have been suggestions that he’s been watching them the whole time for an entire year so he must be stalking them and sense he knows what all kids are up to he must have spent a great deal of resources to setup a sophisticated spying network in order to black mail children into behaving a certain a way with only a minor reward of some trivial trinket during the holidays. He must be rich because somehow he procured the rarest animals on Earth, the flying reindeer. However he decides to focus all his resources on watching children. Is that not scary?

PS I dont believe in the old man
SO you guys say Micheal Jackson is a phedofile because he lets Children to stay over their house…… come on

LOL that is probably the greatest thing I have read all day, but yea when you think about it, he probably should be arrested for stalking!! LMAO

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