EVERYBODY I NEED HELP NOW PLZ

my mom and dad just told me about sex toys and i am to young to buy them and no one old that is 18 or older will buy them for me so if you know how i could make a dildo sex toy plz answer this Will be my first time ever playing with my self and i also have wanted my first sex toy to be one i made so plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz answer or put up some .Com’s that i could go to and find out how to make some

cucumber
banana
carrot
hot dog (frozen)
Baseball Bat
basically anything shaped like a (you know what)

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